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Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him.
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b3kk4h:

totallyswifted:

broccoliavenger:

meulins-choice-ass:

87daysbefore:

me: 

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you:

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Lemon is someone out  theres favorite.

thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day

I AM THAT PERSON

FUCKING LEMON IS MY FAVORITE BYE 

illkim:

Me on the first day of school

catsandcrisps:

crnberry:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

I would pay someone to do this tbh

Same

If you don’t let your truck get muddy, you ain’t treatin’ ‘er right

meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

popeyasir:

yEa she suckin ur dick but when she go home she rebloggin my textposts so we know who the clear winner is

georgia-dream:

put it on your bucket list to go skinny dipping at least once in your life if you’ve never done it before

jaclcfrost:

sleep with me so i can put my freezing feet on you and probably take all of the covers and use you as a pillow

medioxumatepoet:

missionlameturtle:

andrysb24:

mandkips:

#and then he dies #and she starts killing people

Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed

he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and the whole town is horribly racist and that’s why she starts killing people

I WILL DEFEND THESE TWO TO THE GRAVE