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Lemon is someone out theres favorite.
thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day
I AM THAT PERSON
FUCKING LEMON IS MY FAVORITE BYE
Me on the first day of school
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
I would pay someone to do this tbh
if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right
yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off
yEa she suckin ur dick but when she go home she rebloggin my textposts so we know who the clear winner is
put it on your bucket list to go skinny dipping at least once in your life if you’ve never done it before
sleep with me so i can put my freezing feet on you and probably take all of the covers and use you as a pillow
Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed
he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and the whole town is horribly racist and that’s why she starts killing people
I WILL DEFEND THESE TWO TO THE GRAVE